Victor:
It’s all too sudden

Laverne:
Our boy has grown

Hugo:
There’s nothing more to do

Victor:
It’s true

Laverne:
He’s on his own

Victor:
We’ve tried to teach him

Laverne:
We’ve tried to show

Hugo:
The things a gargoyle
And a gar-guy ought to how

Victor:
He’s gone

Laverne:
He’s left

Hugo:
And do we feel bereft

Hugo, Victor & Laverne:
No, he’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
He’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Sing a rousing rollicking roundelay
For our rip-roaring rhapsody

He’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
He’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Why should we be blue
His love is true, so bid the kid adieu

Town people:
Oh, wow
Just across the square
Look at Quasi there

Hugo:
Love has nailed him

Town people:
Oh, wow
Sighing when he talks
Flying when he walks

Hugo:
Love’s derailed him

Town people:
He’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Oh, wow
He’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Just across the square
Sing a merry madrigal melody
Look at Quasi there
For his marvellous malady
Love’s derailed him

He’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Oh, wow
He’s fa-la-la-la fallen in love
Sighing when he talks
He’s fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen
Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen
Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen
Fa-la-la-la
Oh, wow
Quasimodo’s fallen in love